Why Wednesday?!

Why is autocorrect awesome?

Why am I gonna have to use the i love you one?

Why is that a total burn?
Why do doctors suck?

Why do they ask questions that any normal person (this excludes you Lady C lol) would not know?

Why did I call a ho early this morning after a ho called me?

Why did I go back to sleep after that?

Why am I doing whys again this week?

Why am I enjoying spring cleaning?

Why are there so many bees?

Why do I want to complain but I dont want to be THAT resident?

Why can't they just go away?

Why am I bored and I've run out of things to do?

Why have I still not filed my taxes?

Why was I gonna have my hair professionally trimmed but will do it myself after Lady C's experience?

Why did the mother remind me of the father next week?

Why are they probably married lol?

Why was that the perfect way of telling parents bad news?

Why do I hope to remember what has happened so I can have some more whys later?

Why Wednesday?!

Why did I lol at these text convos?

Why was I like what...an awesome dad?

Why did this remind me of the application on one of the last whys?

Why is that so true for McDonalds?

Why would a man of all people want a salad from McDonalds?

Why do I think he likes penis?

Why was the 3rd one so wrong?

Why were they just trying to be mean by saying you didn't say you love me?

Why am I going to use the friends one?

Why do I know someone who has been to anger management not once, not twice, not even three times, but FIFTEEN times?

Why will I use them as an example when people say I'm always angry?

Why did people keep sending them back when it obviously wasn't working?

Why is going on my daily hike a real high point of my day?

Why am I surprised that I enjoy these nature walks?

Why is it very peaceful?

Why did I almost get attacked by a dog while going on my hike?

Why did the owner not have the dog on a leash even though it's the law?

Why did this dog startle me out of my peacefulness?

Why am I not even scared of most dogs, but that dog looked vicious?

Why did this kid #WIN even though he's grounded for life?

Why would that have been me if I heard that phrase while in school?

Why was it even funnier because the dad gave him props?

Why am I waiting on more whys?

Why Wednesday?!

Why did I LOL at the above application?

Why would I be that parent?

Why is it over the top yet so appropriate?

Why do all companies need to have these terms for dishonesty?

Why is this necessary nowadays?

Why has this blog been running for over a year now?

Why has time flown?

Why am I not pleased at its...progress?

Why did I just find out House Hunters is fake?

Why did that just ruin my day?

Why have I spent HOURS watching this show over the last year?

Why was I even surprised as everything on tv is scripted?

Why did this information still just hurt my heart?

Why will I still be watching now that I know the formula?

Why is this true with every show on HGTV?

Why did I not even consider that these shows were "reality tv" because there was no ratchetness?

Why will I just have to go back to watching regular tv?

Why am I seasons behind on all my favorite shows?

Why will I be having netflix, hulu and bootleg site marathons to catch up?

Why are banana/peanut butter/chocolate shakes the business?

Why will this actually make me want to eat bananas?

Why is my vision so much clearer with these new contacts?

Why does my vision keep getting worse and worse?

Why do I want to get lasik but I don't want to end up blind?

Why do I not trust how many successful surgeries the place had because I don't want to be that one out of how many people who it messes up on?

Why did I not know that vegetarians eat babies? lol

Why Wednesday?!

Why is the above message so similar to something I would write?

Why did I LOL for a while at this boy?

Why is the act disgusting, but hilarious?

Why am I whyless today?

Why am I hopinh no one will notice I post more pics when I have nothing to why about? lol

Why am I bored?

Why did I stock up on a crapton of vegetarian products?

Why did I make a killing shopping and saved over $300 (BAE-BAY!!)?

Why is life so hard without my bluetooth?

Why do ninjas be tripping?

Why am I seriously contemplating washing my car today (who am I kidding, I meant PAY someone to do it since I'm lazy)?

Why do I wish cuz was the answer to everything?

Why should parents not text at all?

Why do I feel bad for the mother, but it's still hilarious?

Why Wesnesday?!

Why did I laugh at this sign?

Why am I sure that people missed the sign and hit the bridge anyway?

Why do I like nicknaming guys?

Why are things looking up in Atlanta thus far?

Why is the game still only 30 minutes?

Why do they tease us with 1 hour premieres?

Why was Dutchess pissed when she realized this?

Why is this the reason why it's on BET in the first place?

Why is this the ONLY reason I even watch the channel?

Why am I rethinking that all Virgos are cool (don't get it twisted I am cool as the other side of the pillow lol)?

Why did a guy say that to me and he had me rolling?

Why is he hilarious?

Why am I unsure of when the superbowl comes on or who's playing?

Why am I excited for Oscar season?

Why am I so happy to be living where I am?

Why is the staff so helpful even for things that are beyond their control?

Why am I so glad that I know a ho I can vent to for hours when needed (well a few hos lol)?

why do we need to get these why's going?

Why is this the real reason they divorced?

Why do I have dyac moments often?

WHY Wednesday?!

Why am I sure this is common for most people regarding their resolutions?
Why am I questioning moving to Georgia since things seem backwards here?
Why am I sleepy now?
Why do I need to get blue a nice spa day?
Why hasn't he had one in almost a year?
Why am I still detoxing?
Why is it not bad at all?
Why do I think this will be a permanent thing after watching a few
documentaries?
Why am I still struggling about this whole working out thing?
Why does it not make sense to put natural stuff on my body and eat crap?
Why did I like planet of the apes despite my hesitation on watching it?
Why am I at a loss on what to why about?
Why should people hope that they ask why I unfriended them?
Why is this the first time I've posted from email so there better not
be any comments about typos? Lol

Why Wednesday?!

Why did I lol at this?

Why does auto correct get me when messaging on my idevice?

Why do they really need to work on that?

Why am I just getting around to posting whys?

Why did I see a cute guy at this restaurant in line but he was short?

Why did I want to talk but I didn't know what to say?

Why are my nails longer than they've been in like...well ever?

Why does this make it hard to type?

Why will I post future whys from my idevice?

Why is it getting cold?

Why did I cook Thanksgiving dinner by myself with almost no issues?

Why did everything turn out pretty good?

Why did I burn my hand?

Why did I know that something was bound to go wrong?

Why was there no Beyonce special this year?

Why did that sadden me?

Why did my babies win to make up for all the shortfalls that day?

Why do I have a Longhorn necklace?

Why is it beautimous?

Why am I making up words?

Why am I about to take a nap?

Why did I lol at the pic below?

Why do I love the geighs?

Why would I have so done the same thing?

Why will I be back later?

Why Wednesday?!

Why is this NOT the way to get people to come to church?

Why did I LOL at this?

Why do I hope that this is not targeted at boys who kissed a girl?

Why would that mean everyone is going to hell?

Why did I have the best conversation with this pervy guy?

Why whenever he would say something pervy would I say something random like "bears have cameltoes" or "have you ever seen a purple unicorn?"

Why was I just playing mad libs in my head and writing whatever came to mind like "I like blue zebras" or "teapots are great gifts for cats" or "she took a bath in salsa"?

Why did dude ignore me and kept talking and asking questions for a good thirty minutes?

Why did he tell me he was no longer "excited" thanks to my weird sentences?

Why did he think I cared?

Why was that the best conversation ever?

Why will I be doing that anytime I'm having a conversation with someone and I don't care about what they are talking about?

Why was this like a typical conversation with Joel?

Why did the techs at my last appointment ask me if it was ok if they could "double team" me during my treatment so we could finish sooner (lol that's what she said...this still sounds inappropriate)?

Why was I like "um... ok I guess?"

Why should I have taken lady C's advice which would have made them VERY uncomfortable?

Why do I hope Dutchess never tries out for American Idol as she was killing my ears tonight?

Why did Heavy D die just after performing at the BET Hip Hop Awards?

Why does it seem like EVERYBODY is getting cancer nowadays?

Why do I hope we have some fun why's today?

Why was this letter hilarious?

Why are they limiting them to one wipe?

Why is that sign just an smh?

Why did they have to be ninjas all proud like they are clever?

Why will I be later with more whys?

Why Wednesday?!

Why did I LMAO at this?

Why do they get two chairs?

Why did this remind me of Hoel losing a race to a guy in a wheelchair?

Why was I mad that he didn't say what he was thinking and call the guy a cheater?

Why am I so excited about my newest Apple purchase?

Why can I already tell that I'm becoming an Apple fanboy?

Why do I still have love for my blackberry though...kinda?

Why do I keep touching the non-touch screen blackberry waiting for it to do something?

Why do I hope T-mobile finally gets the blackberry I want so I can put my current blackberry on retirement (aka backup) status?

Why are all my why gonna be about phones so you better deal with it?

Why is imessage the business?

Why have I been telling everyone about it's awesomeness?

Why is my newest toy not leaving the house until my otterbox arrives so I don't pull a Courtney and be all devastated?

Why would I probably drop to the ground and scream WHYYYYY if I dropped and hurt it as this damn thing is fragile?

Why do I think the awesomeness of Apple may just be psychological seeing how much I spent on the device?

Why do I think people HAVE to think it's awesome or kill themselves over wasting so much money on something so tiny?

Why do I think this is true for all electronic devices which are becoming smaller and smaller?

Why do I think that is a psychological study were done, it would be true for most people?

Why Wednesday?!

Why did some asses decide to start construction at 7 am?

Why don't they realize that royalty like myself sleep in and this ruins my REM sleep?

Why did it wake me up and I thought it was my alarm?

Why is that much too loud seeing that I am one of the hardest people to wake up?

Why am I having to start off the whys as Lady C has jury duty?

Why will she have to why about her experiences because her texts are hilarious?

Why have I been eating breakfast everyday right after waking up for the first time in my life?

Why hasn't it been so bad?

Why am I done painting and everything and I like the way things turned out?

Why did I run knee first into the footboard of my bed?

Why did it have my knee hurting for a few days?

Why did I finally wear my 5 in heels yesterday and was scared I was gonna fall down the stairs?

Why am I officially retiring as a painter?

Why do I not want to see any more paint in my life?

Why is the room coming together nicely

Why am I excited that Dutchess will be coming to see me in a little over a week?

Why do I have to make sure my place looks presentable and time is running out?

Why did some psycho dude call me a fake bish because I refused to go over to his house?

Why did he ask me was I mobile?

Why wasn't he mobile and wanted me to waste MY gas to visit him at his house?

Why did dude have issues lumping me with all other women (because he's dated ALL women *rolls eyes*)?

Why will I talk more about this hot mess of a dude later?