Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Why Wednesday?!

Why is this the best April fool's joke ever?
Why was she so excited?
Why should she have known the date and know better?
Why am I sure this is not the only April fools joke she fell for this year?
Why does she seem like an easy mark?
Why am I sad that I didnt make any April Fool's Day jokes (well Hoel is a joke lol)?

Why must I use this one too?
Why is that band name perfect for convos like these?

Why was this a major parental burn?
Why should the boy have responded with the weird sad face?
Why do parents know best (and I'm sure the dad was being honest)?
Why should all parents be like this instead of lying to their kids?

Why couldnt she handle the truth?
Why am I sure they had a great drunk convo?
Why was I ready to go off on a heifer yesterday who kept interrupting me?
Why did she call me back to answer my question but she had no idea what she was talking about?
Why did her tune change when I asked to speak to her supervisor?
Why did I have a fun convo with a ally bank rep yesterday?
Why do I think he was a gay?
Why did he spell my last name correctly and not put an e when I clearly pronounce it with an a?
Why was he so excited that he got it right?
Why did I explain that he's the only person who gets it right which made him feel better?
Why was I sad when he had to transfer me to someone else?
Why am I gonna just have to pay the IRS?
Why does this make me die a little inside?
Why am I scared not to, because the IRS is worse than the mafia?
Why should there be tons more whys?