Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Why Wednesday?!



damn you auto correct funny iphone fails and blunders

Why did I lol at this?
Why does auto correct get me when messaging on my idevice?
Why do they really need to work on that?
Why am I just getting around to posting whys?
Why did I see a cute guy at this restaurant in line but he was short?
Why did I want to talk but I didn't know what to say?
Why are my nails longer than they've been in like...well ever?
Why does this make it hard to type?
Why will I post future whys from my idevice?
Why is it getting cold?
Why did I cook Thanksgiving dinner by myself with almost no issues?
Why did everything turn out pretty good?
Why did I burn my hand?
Why did I know that something was bound to go wrong?
Why was there no Beyonce special this year?
Why did that sadden me?
Why did my babies win to make up for all the shortfalls that day?
Why do I have a Longhorn necklace?
Why is it beautimous?
Why am I making up words?
Why am I about to take a nap?
Why did I lol at the pic below?
Why do I love the geighs?
Why would I have so done the same thing?
Why will I be back later?


Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Why Wednesday?!

Why is this NOT the way to get people to come to church?
Why did I LOL at this?
Why do I hope that this is not targeted at boys who kissed a girl?
Why would that mean everyone is going to hell?
Why did I have the best conversation with this pervy guy?
Why whenever he would say something pervy would I say something random like "bears have cameltoes" or "have you ever seen a purple unicorn?"
Why was I just playing mad libs in my head and writing whatever came to mind like "I like blue zebras" or "teapots are great gifts for cats" or "she took a bath in salsa"?
Why did dude ignore me and kept talking and asking questions for a good thirty minutes?
Why did he tell me he was no longer "excited" thanks to my weird sentences?
Why did he think I cared?
Why was that the best conversation ever?
Why will I be doing that anytime I'm having a conversation with someone and I don't care about what they are talking about?
Why was this like a typical conversation with Joel?
Why did the techs at my last appointment ask me if it was ok if they could "double team" me during my treatment so we could finish sooner (lol that's what she said...this still sounds inappropriate)?
Why was I like "um... ok I guess?"
Why should I have taken lady C's advice which would have made them VERY uncomfortable?
Why do I hope Dutchess never tries out for American Idol as she was killing my ears tonight?
Why did Heavy D die just after performing at the BET Hip Hop Awards?
Why does it seem like EVERYBODY is getting cancer nowadays?
Why do I hope we have some fun why's today?
Why was this letter hilarious?
Why are they limiting them to one wipe?
Why is that sign just an smh?
Why did they have to be ninjas all proud like they are clever?
Why will I be later with more whys?