Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Why Wednesday?!

Why does this gentleman have jolly ranchers in his hair?
Why could I only smh at this picture?
Why does he have colored contacts to boot?
Why is he doing that sexy lip thing which is not the business given the atrocity that is his hair?
Why does he think this is what's hot in the streets?
Why am I more mad at whoever did his hair AND told him it was cute?
Why do I think we should find pictures like this instead of question marks which were starting to get boring?
Why am I still awake?
Why did I almost have to go off on the cleaning lady?
Why did I wake up late, so I was here when she came?
Why did I ask her if she could come right back, so I could put some stuff away (to get it out of her way) and so I wouldn't be in the way?
Why did she say she couldn't that day?
Why couldn't this heifer go next door then come back?
Why did I say ok come on in then (shaming her)?
Why did she keep asking me if I wanted stuff done and I replied yes to every single thing?
Why did she ask because if I hadn't been there, she would have had to do it anyway?
Why was I too through with her that day?
Why do I hope we have some funny whys today (if you have none just look at the pic above and something will come to mind lol)?

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Why Wednesday?!


Why was my sleep schedule all messed up, but I think I fixed it?
Why did fixing my sleep schedule mean that I woke up before 8 today (craziness)?
Why am I liking Beyonce's new album?
Why is her album the second one I have actually went out and bought in the last few years?
Why do I think it's a waste of money to buy albums when I only like a few songs?
Why do I feel bad because I slept on Waka Flocka and other ratchet rappers only to find out he has a couple of bangers?
Why do I hate myself for liking any of his songs because he is a mess?
Why does he have to be one of the only non-midget rappers?
Why are all the non-midget rappers not that attractive (if at all)? (examples are Waka Flocka, Drake, Slim Thug...am I missing anyone who is at least 5' 10"?)
Why is searching for a job so depressing and dreary?
Why do I feel so bad for blue devil because my baby has been through a lot?
Why do I hope my next baby can handle the abuse that blue has been through because everybody aint able?
Why do I hope to have some more interesting whys?