Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Why Wednesday?!



Why did I LMAO at this?
Why do they get two chairs?
Why did this remind me of Hoel losing a race to a guy in a wheelchair?
Why was I mad that he didn't say what he was thinking and call the guy a cheater?
Why am I so excited about my newest Apple purchase?
Why can I already tell that I'm becoming an Apple fanboy?
Why do I still have love for my blackberry though...kinda?
Why do I keep touching the non-touch screen blackberry waiting for it to do something?
Why do I hope T-mobile finally gets the blackberry I want so I can put my current blackberry on retirement (aka backup) status?
Why are all my why gonna be about phones so you better deal with it?
Why is imessage the business?
Why have I been telling everyone about it's awesomeness?
Why is my newest toy not leaving the house until my otterbox arrives so I don't pull a Courtney and be all devastated?
Why would I probably drop to the ground and scream WHYYYYY if I dropped and hurt it as this damn thing is fragile?
Why do I think the awesomeness of Apple may just be psychological seeing how much I spent on the device?
Why do I think people HAVE to think it's awesome or kill themselves over wasting so much money on something so tiny?
Why do I think this is true for all electronic devices which are becoming smaller and smaller?
Why do I think that is a psychological study were done, it would be true for most people?


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Why Wednesday?!

Why did some asses decide to start construction at 7 am?
Why don't they realize that royalty like myself sleep in and this ruins my REM sleep?
Why did it wake me up and I thought it was my alarm?
Why is that much too loud seeing that I am one of the hardest people to wake up?
Why am I having to start off the whys as Lady C has jury duty?
Why will she have to why about her experiences because her texts are hilarious?
Why have I been eating breakfast everyday right after waking up for the first time in my life?
Why hasn't it been so bad?
Why am I done painting and everything and I like the way things turned out?
Why did I run knee first into the footboard of my bed?
Why did it have my knee hurting for a few days?
Why did I finally wear my 5 in heels yesterday and was scared I was gonna fall down the stairs?
Why am I officially retiring as a painter?
Why do I not want to see any more paint in my life?
Why is the room coming together nicely
Why am I excited that Dutchess will be coming to see me in a little over a week?
Why do I have to make sure my place looks presentable and time is running out?
Why did some psycho dude call me a fake bish because I refused to go over to his house?
Why did he ask me was I mobile?
Why wasn't he mobile and wanted me to waste MY gas to visit him at his house?
Why did dude have issues lumping me with all other women (because he's dated ALL women *rolls eyes*)?
Why will I talk more about this hot mess of a dude later?