Why am I wondering what happened here?
Why am I sure Dutchess has an explanation?
Why is today moving day?
Why am I so excited?
Why do I have so much stuff?
Why did I go and measure and take pics of the apartment to make sure my stuff will fit?
Why am I just realizing that I need more white guy friends?
Why was some guy I barely know willing to help me move (I declined of course) because it would save me some money?
Why was he not bothered by me moving to the third floor?
Why would ninjas be side eyeing me like I was crazy?
Why is my phone just crappy?
Why do I screen all calls and if I don't recognize the number, I won't answer?
Why should all people do this to avoid unwanted and awkward conversations?
Why am I ready to get this show (moving) on the road?
Why am I excited about but may miss out on the whys of today?