Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Why Wednesday?!

Why am I still awake?
Why did I decide to get the whys started early since I will obviously be sleeping in?
Why had I been deprived of Pandora because of the crappy cell coverage?
Why is Pandora my new best friend (sorry peeps, it happens! lol)?
Why am I still in disbelief that I no longer live in Texas?
Why are there some things about Georgia that I already don't like?
Why do bartenders here make mixed drinks with all liquor and a splash of juice or soda?
Why did I have to ask for some coke in my rum and coke?
Why can people smoke anywhere here?
Why are there stop lights on the highway entrances?
Why do they have exits on the left and right?
Why did I realize looking at my receipt for the moving truck that we made it a mere 6 minutes before the truck was due?
Why am I so glad that we left when we did otherwise I would have had to pay for an additional day?
Why do I have less than have a tank of gas after filling up Monday?
Why did all the sight seeing we did make me see how far from the city I really am?
Why am I considering moving even closer after this realization?
Why am I on a why roll, so I got some more whys for later?
Why will I most definitely be back later?

6 comments:

dutchess said...

Why was I ready to post at 7am (in my mind)?
Why do people approach people in the workplace without waiting to be called?
Why have I been eating more fruits & vegetables all week?
Why do I feel like I'm helping my children?
Why am I wanting to lose like 40lbs without looking sickly?
Why do I want to go on a mini vacation BADLY?
Why am I excited for school to start?
Why will I then have EVERY Friday off?
Why did financial aide already come out but fee statements don't come out until July 20?
Why would I approve anything if I don't know the total amount of what I need?
Why do I like when colleagues shame one another as long as its not me?
Why did I write a letter to the rain?
Why did it mention only doing so (raining) in midnight hours or mid day hours where I'm not gettn in & out?
Why am I glad I'm wearing someone elses hair so it won't bother mine ;)?
Why am I heading to eat my salad for lunch?

Valrstar said...

Why did Hoel get stuck in Colorado because his connecting flight was cancelled because of rain in Austin?
Why the hell is it raining in Texas in June?
Why is he just getting home today?
Why did he and I go to a drag show?
Why were some of the queens the truth?
Why was I wondering where they tuck stuff since they were wearing Beyonce type onsies?
Why am I wondering when I'm sure I don't wanna know?
Why did they SLAY the Beyonce Run the world choreography?
Why did one queen fall off the stage mid-performance?
Why did everyone laugh?
Why did the floor have to be slippery as hell seeing that all the queens were sliding around?
Why did they have drag kings as well?
Why did a king perform Love Faces and dropped his(?) pants so you saw some boxer briefs and dare I say a bulge?
Why did he proceed to hump and molest the floor?
Why did another king (I think...I don't see how that could have been a woman) perform the church song I won't complain?
Why do I wish I had worn more comfortable shoes so I would have had a better time?
Why will I be back with more whys?

dutchess said...

Why does miss v have me wanting to see a drag show?
Why am I so glad that its stopped raining?
Why did I let my registration tag go out (accidentally)?
why does time literally get away from us?
Why am I such a huge fan of mentos?
Why do I even love their jingle "the chewy mint"?
Why do people who wear a size 8 say their feet look big?
Why am I just appreciative of the fact that I can walk?
Why is becoming a woman, a process?
Why is it surreal that miss v is in another state?
Why was everyone eyeing my salad & asking what ingredients were in it?
Why will I tell you bc I'm proud?
Why did I put cucumbers,tomatoes,almonds,cheese,boiled egg,grilled chicken, & mandarin oranges on a salad with raspberry viniagrette #bam ? Lol

Valrstar said...

Why am I so tired but I haven't really done anything today?
Why am I excited about going to see bridesmaids tonight?
Why did I find a place that's similar to Alamo Drafthouse?
Why will I be seeing the movie there?
Why has Pandora played Deuces more than any other song on my No hands station?
Why have they played No Hands the least?
Why is that song the truth?
Why is it raining now?
Why do I hope it stops before I go see the movie?
Why do I have so many things to do and have done nothing thus far?
Why did it have to rain today?
Why am I excited to see that Lady C and Dutchess are making healthier life choices?
Why will I finally get up and at least attempt to do something?

dutchess said...

Why am I waiting for my son to get shots?
Why is this father sleep in the waiting area with 3 kids while a mother & daughter are in the back?
Why am I wanting to go see bridesmaids?
Why am I surprised that miss v is stepping out solo?
Why is my son just walking up to strangers?
Why have I been waiting for 35 mins?
Why am I bothered bc they rescheduled me to another time?
Why did a man write a letter as though he was robbing a bank just to go to jail for healthcare?
Why would I have given him that letter back & referred him to a free clinic?
Why is the world a mess?

dutchess said...

Why has it been 3 hrs since the last post LOL?
Why did I oversleep this morning but still make it to work ontime?
Why was I thanking god as I was driving?
Why does the school charge for feildtrips when they take them to free places?
Why was I actually happy that it rained?
Why does it look like someone cares about my car now?
Why should I be getting it detailed occasionally but haven't ever got it done in 3 yrs?
Why would someone say they are going somewhere and not show up #inconsiderate?
Why am I hoping that I will sleep like a log & actually go to bed around 11?

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