Why Wednesday?!

Why is autocorrect awesome?

Why am I gonna have to use the i love you one?

Why is that a total burn?
Why do doctors suck?

Why do they ask questions that any normal person (this excludes you Lady C lol) would not know?

Why did I call a ho early this morning after a ho called me?

Why did I go back to sleep after that?

Why am I doing whys again this week?

Why am I enjoying spring cleaning?

Why are there so many bees?

Why do I want to complain but I dont want to be THAT resident?

Why can't they just go away?

Why am I bored and I've run out of things to do?

Why have I still not filed my taxes?

Why was I gonna have my hair professionally trimmed but will do it myself after Lady C's experience?

Why did the mother remind me of the father next week?

Why are they probably married lol?

Why was that the perfect way of telling parents bad news?

Why do I hope to remember what has happened so I can have some more whys later?

Why Wednesday?!

Why did I lol at these text convos?

Why was I like what...an awesome dad?

Why did this remind me of the application on one of the last whys?

Why is that so true for McDonalds?

Why would a man of all people want a salad from McDonalds?

Why do I think he likes penis?

Why was the 3rd one so wrong?

Why were they just trying to be mean by saying you didn't say you love me?

Why am I going to use the friends one?

Why do I know someone who has been to anger management not once, not twice, not even three times, but FIFTEEN times?

Why will I use them as an example when people say I'm always angry?

Why did people keep sending them back when it obviously wasn't working?

Why is going on my daily hike a real high point of my day?

Why am I surprised that I enjoy these nature walks?

Why is it very peaceful?

Why did I almost get attacked by a dog while going on my hike?

Why did the owner not have the dog on a leash even though it's the law?

Why did this dog startle me out of my peacefulness?

Why am I not even scared of most dogs, but that dog looked vicious?

Why did this kid #WIN even though he's grounded for life?

Why would that have been me if I heard that phrase while in school?

Why was it even funnier because the dad gave him props?

Why am I waiting on more whys?