Hello all, we are back for another installment of WHY WEDNESDAY!!! DID YOU MISS US? WE MISSED YOU! ARE YOU EXCITED?! I AM! CAN YOU TELL?! OK I'm gonna calm down, and kick this party off right! So relax and share, hell even over-share, we don't care... if you don't care! Ok I promise I'm gonna calm down, so here we go....
Why are my coworkers so awesome (well some of them)?
Why have they corrupted me?
Why will I forever say that’s what s/he said after something that’s mildly (or very) inappropriate?
Why has inappropriateness become a inside joke ritual between us?
Why am I still laughing that Von “ate the dirt?”
Why could I not help her after this as I was too busy laughing?
Why did I find out that my laugh sounds like I’m crying?
Why am I so paranoid about falling since everyone else keeps falling?
Why have I lost the ability to show different facial expressions when telling jokes, so that I ALWAYS have to say I’m joking?
Why am I straight tripping and stayed at work late yesterday as I’m all discombobulated?
Why did I just get here late this morning to make up for it?
Why was I also confused as to why I still have a credit card balance until I realized I haven’t received my reimbursement from my job?
Why has it been like two weeks?
Why do I feel like I’m losing it?
Why did I have my veggie burger with bacon yesterday (Don’t judge me!)?
Why was Amy’s Ice Cream giving out free ice cream yesterday and the line was ridiculous, but I had to go back to work?
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Why is my laptop not powering on?
Why am I about to have a meltdown?
Why did we only know each other for 3 short months, but I love it?
Why does miss v laugh sound like a cry?
Why was I more than shamed after I fell?
Why did I run to the room only to call miss v who couldn't stop laughing?
Why did I start laughing from her laughing?
Why was I happy that nobody I knew saw me fall?
Why was my knee scraped to the white meat though?
Why did miss v provide NO assistance bc she couldn't contain herself?
Why am I WAITING for her turn to eat the dirt?
Why did my little brother ask me how did the dirt taste, even though its just a sayn?
Why was last week so painful?
Why must we go on & have a funny why Wednesday to laugh away some of the hurt?
Why am I ready for who's next?
Why am I pissed that Lady C mentioned fat girl cookies (those soft sugar cookies with the thick layer of frosting that are sold at walmart) because now I want one (and by one I mean them all)?
Why has Lady C helped me so much with editing documents and emails for me that she should just list helping me as volunteer work or a hobby? lol
Why is Dutchess plotting on me, so that I fall (I see you son!)?
Why does she need to rephrase when trying to explain to me how she fell?
Why was she threatening to knock off our brother’s bottom lip?
Why am I upset that I cannot port my landline to Google Voice and am forced to port the landline to a prepaid phone and THEN port to Google Voice?
Why is T-mobile making activating a prepaid phone so difficult?
Why is it that serious?
Why do I have to go through all this drama just to save money?
Why was last week completely craptacular?
Why did I go to TGI Fridays with the intention of using my coupon and then totally forgot about it until after I paid?
Why am I starving as I’ve only had coffee today and I have an hour to lunch?
Why am I ready to leave and I haven’t really done anything today so far?
Why is Bob’s Burgers so odd yet so funny (it comes on Sundays on Fox during Animation Domination)?
Why do I smile at little kids getting shots?
Why have I never heard of or saw these "fat girl cookies"?
Why am I sad that I'm almost out of vacation time so I cant go to hot-lanta?
Why will i be visiting miss v a lot more?
Why am I feeling slighted since she's able to move & I'm not?
Why was the season finale of "The Game" just mediocre?
Why are they not only in a new location (Atlanta) but also have not so good writers?
Why must they make the show an hour long if there's another season?
Why do little brothers work my nerves so?
Why is nobody else gettin in on this action?
Why is Baltimore so different?
Why is every restaurant not fully stocked with merchandise?
Why am I dreading leaving the house for the first time all day?
Why shouldn't this be a pizza night?
Why do i love pizza so much?
Why did I continue to laugh even though I was crying from the stomach pain?
Why did I grab a pillow instead of turning the channel?
Why have I been looking forward to this all day?
Why do I wish I was still at TGIFriday's?
Why do I feel like I've been in a nightmare for over a week?
Why do I have to be the only person in my office who has to use their brain?
Why I am looking forward to hanging out in the ATL?
Why is the first thing you think about when you fall is if anyone saw you?
Why are men so dysfunctional?
Why do other people feel they are more equipped to make choices that affect you?
Why am I still so emotionally exhausted?
Why is this week going so fast?
Why do I want to take the rest of the week off but I'm still catching up from last week?
Why do you meet some people that you feel like you've known all your life?
Why do evil people exist in the world?
Why do I feel like I will save thousands of dollars in therapy because of this blog?
Why is my sister sending me chain texts on my phone?
Why do people always want me to do the right thing but I don't get the same courtesy?
Why do the good ones leave us to soon?
Why am I in a funk and why am I happy to stay her for a while?
Why does every person in my family have a birthday in April?
Why am I happy someone joined in on our ritual?
Why did she actually have some good whys lol?
Why am i supposed to be in bed bc I have to work tomorrow?
Why do I love the show "Family Crews"?
Why do I love beans?
Why isn't my life a fairy tale?
Why do some men have to be chauvinist pigs?
Why am I ready to get another vehicle bc my kids sit too close to one another?
Why is my stomach STILL hurting?
Why am i wanting to purchase more dresses instead of slacks bc of my stomach?
Why am I finally concluding these questions until next week?
Why am I still tired after I napped for 2 hours?
Why am I being cheap about paying that $10 for an prepaid activation code when I already have a sim card?
Why did I drive to 3 places and search on the internet like all day to no avail until I realized there is no way around paying the $10?
Why am I upset because this is supposed to save me money, not cost money?
Why can't google voice just port all numbers instead of just mobile numbers?
Why am I excited about going to this restaurant for crawfish and drinks tomorrow with coworkers?
Why do crawfish creep me out as I am paranoid that I'll get the only one that's still alive?
Why am I about to hit the hay, but had to why some more since we have a new commenter?!
Why did she pick up on whying without an issue?
Why do I hope she continues to why with us?
Why am I so excited about going to ATL with Lady C next week?
Why am I out of whys?
Why will I be back next week?
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